All in a days work right?

My job is full of Epic Win. Okay so the firm has an answering service during non buisness hours. This is in the event that there were heavy injury cases we need to respond asap or criminal arrests. These messages are then printed out the next day.
Here is where this Gem appeared:

So next time you guys want to “think outside the bun” maybe the bun is not so bad?
More importantly though..how the hell did she know it was feces? Actually… no I don’t want to know. So all in all yes when you ask “come on people don’t really come up with this shit do they? They really really do.
Unfortunately, I do not handle service calls in the week so I did not have the pleasure of calling this woman back and telling her to come to our offices for a consultation.

~ by condemedsocialslave on April 14, 2009.